the "i wish i had a..." game

[Buttercup]

Originally Posted by zombieharlot

I wish the dishes would do themselves.

The dishes do themselves but then get arrested for indecent exposure.

I wish I had X ray vision.

[lizskid]

You get xray vision but then go insane when you discover what's REALLY inside people's heads.

I wish I had some extra days off.

[Mike182]

Originally Posted by lizskid

You get xray vision but then go insane when you discover what's REALLY inside people's heads.

I wish I had some extra days off.

you get a few extra days off, but on one of your new days off, you get captured by a russian spy who holds you hostage. in a rather blurring set of events, you end up shot in a gutter

i wish i had a tea pot!

[Buttercup]

Originally Posted by Mike182

you get a few extra days off, but on one of your new days off, you get captured by a russian spy who holds you hostage. in a rather blurring set of events, you end up shot in a gutter

i wish i had a tea pot!

You get your tea pot......Unfortunately it's being used for other things.




I wish I had a personal assistant to cook for us.

[Mike182]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

I wish I had a personal assistant to cook for us.

you can have one:





i wish i could get the weird smell out of my tea-pot

[James the Persian]

Originally Posted by Mike182

you can have one:





i wish i could get the weird smell out of my tea-pot

You get the smaell out of your teapot but spend the rest of your days pursued by phantom urine odours.

I wish I could retire and be a farmer.

James

[Snowbear]

James retires and becomes a farmer, but all his crops die because of 7 years of severe drought.

I wish I could sleep

[Bouncing Ball]

Snowbear falls asleep doing shopping, falls asleep during conversations, falls asleep when driving, falls asleep all the time..

I wish for coffee..

[d.]

you get american coffee.

i wish i had money...