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Old 10-05-2006, 04:54 AM
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Pizza gets more expensive, but now you are stuck to mac Donalds.

I wish we could have music at work..
You get music at work, but it's a never ending loop of one song by the Cheeky Girls.

I wish I could afford to go to the Seminary

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You get music at work, but it's a never ending loop of one song by the Cheeky Girls.

I wish I could afford to go to the Seminary

James
you aquire the money to go to the seminary, but richard dawkins turns up as your teacher!

i wish i could get a new part-time job...
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:00 AM
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you aquire the money to go to the seminary, but richard dawkins turns up as your teacher!

i wish i could get a new part-time job...
you get your part-time job, but as the full job is 24/7, the part-time job is 12/7.
O and the salery is very low ofcourse..

I wish for frubals
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:43 AM
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I wish for frubals
you get your frubals, but Todd decides he doesn't like people having more frubals than him, so we all have our frubal count set to 0

i wish i had a dancing monkey
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Old 10-05-2006, 06:53 AM
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you get your frubals, but Todd decides he doesn't like people having more frubals than him, so we all have our frubal count set to 0

i wish i had a dancing monkey
You get a dancing monkey, but it's an 'exotic' dancer that insists on inappropriate displays whenever your friends come round.

I wish I never had to shave again but didn't get any hairier.

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I wish I never had to shave again but didn't get any hairier.
a good wish, however, your nasal hairs grow uncontrolably (sp?) and are now resistant to being cut or shaved.

i wish i could cook decent meals
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a good wish, however, your nasal hairs grow uncontrolably (sp?) and are now resistant to being cut or shaved.

i wish i could cook decent meals
you learn to cook decent meals, but lose your sense of taste.

i wish i had a time machine.
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you learn to cook decent meals, but lose your sense of taste.

i wish i had a time machine.
you have a time machine, but you get killed by the darliks. *exterminate*

i wish i knew what to wish for
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