Why God made mums

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Why did God make mothers?
>> 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
>> 2. Mostly to clean the house.
>> 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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>> How did God make mothers?
>> 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
>> 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
>> 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger
>> parts
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>> What ingredients are mothers made of?
>> 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
>> the
>> world one dab of mean.
>> 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
>> string, I think.
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>> Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
>> 1. We're related
>> 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
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>> What kind of little girl was your mom?
>> 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
>> 2. I don't know because I wasn't here, but my guess would be pretty
>> bossy.
>> 3. They say she used to be nice.
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>> What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
>> 1. His last name.
>> 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
>> on
>> beer?
>> 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
>> chores?
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>> Why did your mom marry your dad?
>> 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
>> 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
>> 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
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>> Who's the boss at your house?
>> 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
>> ball.
>> 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the
>> bed.
>> 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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>> What's the difference between moms & dads?
>> 1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
>> 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
>> 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause
>> that
>> s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
>> 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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>> What does your mom do in her spare time?
>> 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
>> 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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>> What would it take to make your mom perfect?
>> 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
>> plastic surgery.
>> 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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>> If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
>> 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid
>> of
>> that.
>> 2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did
>> it
>> and not me.
>> 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
>> her head.