Stupid jokes... (mystic)

[Djamila]

What are a few jokes that all your friends balk at, but you can't stop laughing at?

For me, the most famous one is a rhyme. I've said it so many times, my friends all finish it when I start it, and none of them ever laughed at it once but - at least two years later - I still say it:

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone. When she bent over, Rover came over and gave her a bone of his own.

Another is:

When birds migrate in those V-shaped pattern, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?

Because it has more birds in it.

[Inky]

Originally Posted by Djamila

When birds migrate in those V-shaped pattern, why is one side of the V always longer than the other?

Because it has more birds in it.

My mom taught me that one and I can't stop telling people...for some reason, math majors and mathematicians always give some answer that's not "right" but is so close it makes the punchline not funny. It's my favorite joke though.

Here's another one that's more funny than it should be:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
then:
Q: What else is brown and sticky?
A: A wall made of sticks!

[Ormiston]

Originally Posted by Inky

My mom taught me that one and I can't stop telling people...for some reason, math majors and mathematicians always give some answer that's not "right" but is so close it makes the punchline not funny. It's my favorite joke though.

Here's another one that's more funny than it should be:
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
then:
Q: What else is brown and sticky?
A: A wall made of sticks!

Boooo! I did laugh for NO apparent reason. I love bad jokes. Here's mine:

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the turtle?

Answer: Weeeeeee!!

[Laila]

How do make a venetian blind?

Poke him in the eyes!

[MysticSang'ha]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ether.
Ether who?
Ether bunny!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Annather Ether bunny!



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep-beep. Ran over the Ether bunnies.



Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, the Ether bunnies are okay!




Peace,
Mystic

[tcprowling]

Why do we have armies?





To hang our handies on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Faint]

Two muffins were sitting in a baking tray inside an oven.

One muffin turns to the other muffin and says, "Hey man...it's getting hot in here."

The other muffin says, "Holy s***!! A talking muffin!!"



(It's best if you tell that one to drunk people)

[ayani]

i have this thing where i love getting small children to sing the aqua teen hunger force theme.

and then i'll show everybody (look what he can say! isn't that so neat?), and of course no one cares.

[Feathers in Hair]

Frylock! *jumps for joy*

Mine is a fairly horrible duo:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (Pronounced "No eyed-ear."

What do you call a deer with no eyes that can't move?
Still no idea.