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Old 09-23-2006, 09:50 AM
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Old 09-23-2006, 01:59 PM
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i have this thing where i love getting small children to sing the aqua teen hunger force theme.

and then i'll show everybody (look what he can say! isn't that so neat?), and of course no one cares.
When I was little my parents "trained" me to have a petit mal seizure. I'm sure nobody else thought that was as funny as they did, either.

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Old 09-24-2006, 09:29 AM
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When I was little my parents "trained" me to have a petit mal seizure. I'm sure nobody else thought that was as funny as they did, either.
jeez! in truth, you must have some pretty cool parents. ahaha! "hey look at this, Shirley. our boy can pitch a fit on cue! go ahead, son, show Shirley your trick. you'll get a kick out of this, Shirl."

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Old 09-24-2006, 12:43 PM
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jeez! in truth, you must have some pretty cool parents. ahaha! "hey look at this, Shirley. our boy can pitch a fit on cute! go ahead, son, show Shirley your trick. you'll get a kick out of this, Shirl."
Lol. They may have been cool, but they certainly couldn't keep friends for long.
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Hope it's OK to revive this ancient thread! I couldn't help myself.

A frog walks into a bank. He goes up to a teller and reads her nametag. "Ms. Whack...er...Patty, may I call you Patty? My name is Kermit Jagger. My dad is Mick Jagger. I need a $10,000 loan, and fast. I'm sorry, but this is all I have for collateral." He places a small ceramic dog statue on the desk.

Patty gives him an odd look and says, "We can't lend you that much money with just that thing for security. What is it, anyway?" Then the manager walks in, surveys the situation and says:

"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone!"
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