Have a smile (elders, bless, Roman)

[tcprowling]

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right

now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my

life. Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep

the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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my favourite!1!!!


My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without

forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way

around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for

her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to

find one.

[zombieharlot]

Originally Posted by tcprowling

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right

now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my

life. Please leave a message after the beep.

If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

I personally like this one, but they're all pretty good. Thanks for sharing!

[Buttercup]

Haaa, thanks Vince. Those were good. I can completely relate to the glasses one....that's why I wear contacts.