3 Reasons Jesus Was... (gospel, virgin, America, Jewish, religion)

[Tigress]

3 Reasons Jesus Was...

--> If you're easily offended, then you probably don't want to read this.

There are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

And 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

Also 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

And 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -

3 good reasons that Jesus was a WOMAN:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do.

[ayani]

that's awesome! made me crack up, Tigress.

another way of seeing Jesus as all people, to all people. i like that.

[uu_sage]

three reasons why Jesus could have been a Unitarian Universalist.....
1. He was human just like the rest of us
2. He spoke out against the status quo of the day
3. He liked good food and drink and good fellowship