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09-12-2006, 05:17 PM
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Light bulbs
I shall burst through American stereotyping and start a new thread for everyone to tell their favorite variations on the "How many ------- does it take to change a light bulb?
Guest psychologists on Oprah: One. But the light bulb has to want to change. Buddhists: Unknown.Are you changing the light bulb, or is the light bulb changing you?
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken. 
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#2
09-12-2006, 05:30 PM
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Trinitarians: Three. One to screw in the light bulb.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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09-12-2006, 05:43 PM
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How many Taliban does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They prefer to live in the dark.
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It is true that the early bird gets the worm, however, it is the second mouse, that gets the cheese.
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09-12-2006, 05:46 PM
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
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It is true that the early bird gets the worm, however, it is the second mouse, that gets the cheese.
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#5
09-12-2006, 05:47 PM
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Nagging mothers: None. "That's okay. You kids go out and have your fun. I'll be okay sitting here in the dark . . ."
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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#6
09-12-2006, 05:48 PM
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Amway Distributors: Infinite. "If each of you finds six friends to change your light bulbs, and they each find six 'go getters' and . . ."
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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#7
09-12-2006, 06:10 PM
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Episcopalians: I can't remember but I know we need at least one to mix the cocktails. And probably four more for bridge.
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It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found.
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09-12-2006, 06:24 PM
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Baha'is: Whatever the variation, the answer is always nine. (The # of people on a Spiritual Assembly).
Five to begin and end consultation with opening and closing prayer. One to notify the community that a light bulb is needed. One to drive to the store to buy the light bulb. One to coordinate the potluck. One to change the bulb.
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#9
09-12-2006, 06:41 PM
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