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#11
09-12-2006, 07:10 PM
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Muslims: If there is darkness, then that is God's will.
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Shake it up, shekerim (sweetie)!
BRAVO KENAN, BRAVO TURKEY! Voda (Water)! BRAVO ELITSA, BRAVO BULGARIA! 
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09-12-2006, 07:18 PM
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Defense Contractors: Four.
-One to write the no-bid "cost plus" contract for the light bulb work. -One to arrange to get all the members of the Appropriation Sumcommittee laid. -One to draw up the subcontract with the wholly-owned subsidiary to write in another layer of pure profit. -And one to send kickbacks to the committee members' campaigns to head off questions about what happened to all the money and why the light bulb still hasn't been changed.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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#13
09-12-2006, 07:20 PM
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Texas A&M Aggies: "Watza lat bawlb?"
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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#14
09-13-2006, 06:27 PM
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Binary mathemeticians: 10. One to hand the light bulb up. One to screw it in.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends stolen forth from holy writ And seem a saint when most I play the devil. - Richard III If you want to catch a fish, don't follow a chicken.
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