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Old 08-31-2006, 10:18 AM
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An international team of seventeen scientists in Belgiam have concluded without a doubt that Angellous is your daddy.

One scientist said, "After reviewing the evidence I have no problem at all with readily affirming that Angellous is my daddy."

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Old 08-31-2006, 10:23 AM
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A French scientist said, "Angellous's posts on RF, which he has been posting since Jan 2005, mentioned facts only recently discovered or proven by scientists. This proves without doubt that the Angellous's posts must be the literal word of Angellous, and he is your daddy. It is beyond reason that anyone today would have known these facts discovered or proven only recently with advanced equipment and sophisticated scientific methods."
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:49 AM
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Yo, Daddy....where's your time machine stashed?
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:51 AM
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Daddy don't need no stinking time machine!
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You need to have "Come to Papa!" as your sig line to make it official.
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Old 08-31-2006, 10:59 AM
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:22 AM
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But the proof is indisputable! Who can argue with the scientific method as applied and peer reviewed by an international team of experts?
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Old 08-31-2006, 11:25 AM
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But the proof is indisputable! Who can argue with the scientific method as applied and peer reviewed by an international team of experts?
Hm....hey, Dad, do I get your Martin when you're done with it?
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You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands.
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