Scientific Evidence that Angellous is Your Daddy

[stemann]

Could you teach me how to shave... while simultaneously playing the guitar??

[Buttercup]

Daaaaaad, how did you and mommy make me?

[Katzpur]

Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous

An international team of seventeen scientists in Belgiam have concluded without a doubt that Angellous is your daddy.

One scientist said, "After reviewing the evidence I have no problem at all with readily affirming that Angellous is my daddy."

AP review to follow.

But Daddy, I'm old enough to be your Mama!

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by evearael

By the way Dad, you're baby sitting your granddaughter tonight so I can have a night out on the town with your son in law. She's teething and likes hitting things that make noise, so just give her the Martin to play with... you wouldn't deprive your granddaughter, would you?

Sounds like a little gem! Bring her on over...

[uu_sage]

Pretty arrogant to say you're all our fathers. One of the grad students on the research team must've removed opposing viewpoints from the study or its possible that there was no double blind test to ensure scientific integrity. You could be our "daddies" if you act as a fathering figure but not as a "biological dad" It's time to go back to square one and do the research over. Long nights ahead of you prepare to loose sleep and sanity.

Originally Posted by angellous_evangellous

An international team of seventeen scientists in Belgiam have concluded without a doubt that Angellous is your daddy.

One scientist said, "After reviewing the evidence I have no problem at all with readily affirming that Angellous is my daddy."

AP review to follow.

[sahra-t]

Daddy will you drive me to this fancy dress party? I'm going as a Playboy bunny.

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by stemann

Could you teach me how to shave... while simultaneously playing the guitar??

Not a good idea. There's lots of other entertaining, useful, and constructive things to do while playing the guitar.

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by sahra-t

Daddy will you drive me to this fancy dress party? I'm going as a Playboy bunny.

Kids!

But don't fret, if you insist on doing that, I know that won't keep you from achieving great things.

Playboy Playmate Summits Everest

[angellous_evangellous]

Originally Posted by uu_sage

Long nights ahead of you prepare to loose sleep and sanity.

Not for me. I'm not the one who did the study.