make up your own conspiracy theory (hell, America, catholic, Mormon)

[kai]

take a shot at this
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

[kai]

What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand george bush is a twin you need to realize that everything is controlled by a cia made up of twins with help from the amish.
The conspiracy first started during millenium in america. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including ww2.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking their nose.
They want to murder Roman catholics and imprison resisters in iraq using bycicles. In order to prepare for this, we all must decide. Since the media is controlled by Ghandi we should get our information from Ronald reagan.

[Bishka]

In order to understand Cattholocism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Mormon made up of Hispanics with help from Women.The conspiracy first started during D-Day in Rexburg. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Battle of the Bulge.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting nails.
They want to murder Gordon B. Hinckley and imprison resisters in Hell using buses.
In order to prepare for this, we all must walkin. Since the media is controlled by Ann Coulter we should get our information from Pat Robertson.