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View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her?
"Sex Is Sacred", So She Said 1 6.67%
Tara Lynn 3 20.00%
The Logic Of Magic 1 6.67%
Waking In A Coffee Shop 1 6.67%
Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) 1 6.67%
Top 40 Lovers 1 6.67%
Hymn To the Creator 1 6.67%
The Lives I've Been Told 1 6.67%
Alison 2 13.33%
In the Silence 0 0%
Without You 1 6.67%
IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. 2 13.33%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-06-2006, 02:28 AM
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Default CONTEST: Name the Poem That Seduced Her!

Here's the background: Some long time ago, I wrote a poem that actually helped seduce a friend of mine. I think that was because she read the poem and was immediately moved to weep in pity for my lack of poetic talent.

Whatever the case, I recently became so bored that I posted that particular poem along with ten others. That is, I posted 11 of my poems in all. An anti-social act? Probably. Nevertheless, let's make good on it by holding a contest!

Whoever can correctly guess the poem that helped seduce my wonderful friend will win wholesome frubals! Just choose the right poll option (This poll will show who chose what).

All the poems are located in the Prayers, Meditations, and Poetry Forum, here:

http://www.religiousforums.com/forum...splay.php?f=18

Good luck!

(BTW, There is absolutely no contest rule that requires you to actually read any of these poems in order to vote in the contest. In fact, I recommend that you simply vote and forget about reading any of the poems because I've had alarming reports that folks who do indeed read the poetry are very likely to go blind, bark like doggies, or experience auditory hallucinations. Only a fanatic poetry-phile would endure risks like that. But by simply guessing, you still have a 1:11 chance of winning over 700 frubals for yourself. Again, Good Luck!)
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:35 AM
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Ooooo! A great contest! *happy dances*

While I enjoy all of them (as they seem to show the many facets of your personality), I would think that "Tara Lynn" would have been a seduction-worthy poem. The soft but clever rhyming in it was enough to send a shiver along my back, and the ending verse was so... well, it was sorrowful, but not sad. In short, beautiful!
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:42 AM
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I'm picking Waking In A Coffee Shop because it's my personal favorite of the ones you've posted so far. The opening line is perfect and I love the vibrancy of life felt in the poem....it's the most creative one IMO as well.

Thank you for sharing your poetry with us Phil!
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I'm picking Waking In A Coffee Shop because it's my personal favorite of the ones you've posted so far. The opening line is perfect and I love the vibrancy of life felt in the poem....it's the most creative one IMO as well.

Thank you for sharing your poetry with us Phil!
I figured you would have voted for his 'Sex is sacred', seeing the rave reviews you gave!
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Ooooo! A great contest! *happy dances*

While I enjoy all of them (as they seem to show the many facets of your personality), I would think that "Tara Lynn" would have been a seduction-worthy poem. The soft but clever rhyming in it was enough to send a shiver along my back, and the ending verse was so... well, it was sorrowful, but not sad. In short, beautiful!
Thank you so much for those kind words, Feathers! But might I point out that you forgot to register your vote in the poll? Again, thank you!
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how old is your friend....? do you still have her, erm, receipt and original packaging...?
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I picked The Lives I've Been Told, for no other reason than because I like it a lot.
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