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View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her?
"Sex Is Sacred", So She Said 1 6.67%
Tara Lynn 3 20.00%
The Logic Of Magic 1 6.67%
Waking In A Coffee Shop 1 6.67%
Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) 1 6.67%
Top 40 Lovers 1 6.67%
Hymn To the Creator 1 6.67%
The Lives I've Been Told 1 6.67%
Alison 2 13.33%
In the Silence 0 0%
Without You 1 6.67%
IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. 2 13.33%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-06-2006, 09:54 PM
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...Political Science?
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:34 AM
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...Political Science?
I might not agree with these lyrics, but I can't get this song out of my head..




RANDY NEWMAN lyrics - "Short People"






Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
Tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people round here

Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody to love

They got little baby legs
They stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people' round here
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Old 06-07-2006, 12:40 AM
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...or do you think I should go a little longer?
I'm not gonna touch that one...
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Old 06-10-2006, 09:29 AM
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Please allow me to thank everyone who participated.

The winner is...

...the thirteen people who actually chose one of the poems! Yes, all thirteen will win frubals and coins because all 11 poems where used to help seduce my friend. That is, it was a trick question. I gave her, not one poem, but a sampling of my work. Hehehehehe I just love it when I'm devious like that! Once again, thanks to everyone who participated!

Special thanks to Evearael who won the part of the contest for the best reason why the spellcheck doesn't recognize the word frubals. Thanks Evearael!

The contest is over and the poll closed. Thanks for you time and effort!
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Old 06-10-2006, 09:32 AM
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Old 06-10-2006, 09:39 AM
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Would you like to take this opportunity to thank your parents and all the little people that helped make this victory possible, Chris?
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Old 06-10-2006, 09:51 AM
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I'd like to thank my therapist... and his therapist... and his therapist too. I can only beging to understand the horror that must have been inflicted upon them in a "waterfall" type model resulting from my visits.

I'd also like to thank Scooby and the Gang, for making this dream possible.
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Old 06-10-2006, 02:34 PM
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