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| View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her? | |||
| "Sex Is Sacred", So She Said |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Tara Lynn |
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3 | 20.00% |
| The Logic Of Magic |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Waking In A Coffee Shop |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Top 40 Lovers |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Hymn To the Creator |
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1 | 6.67% |
| The Lives I've Been Told |
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1 | 6.67% |
| Alison |
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2 | 13.33% |
| In the Silence |
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0 | 0% |
| Without You |
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1 | 6.67% |
| IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. |
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2 | 13.33% |
| Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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...Political Science?
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RANDY NEWMAN lyrics - "Short People" Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason to live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses Tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people round here Short people are just the same As you and I (A Fool Such As I) All men are brothers Until the day they die (It's a wonderful world) Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody to love They got little baby legs They stand so low You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds They're gonna get you every time Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people' round here
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Raven's Friends and Friendship A Woman's Issues discussion and Paint Shop Pro Forum. |
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I'm not gonna touch that one...
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Please allow me to thank everyone who participated.
The winner is... ...the thirteen people who actually chose one of the poems! Yes, all thirteen will win frubals and coins because all 11 poems where used to help seduce my friend. That is, it was a trick question. I gave her, not one poem, but a sampling of my work. Hehehehehe I just love it when I'm devious like that! Once again, thanks to everyone who participated! Special thanks to Evearael who won the part of the contest for the best reason why the spellcheck doesn't recognize the word frubals. Thanks Evearael! The contest is over and the poll closed. Thanks for you time and effort!
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. |
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I'm crying... and they're tears of joy.
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Tao There's A Flavour of Metal for EVERYONE Mark 4:40 "Then he said to the disciples, `Why do you fear? Do you not believe in God?' " |
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Then I came back from where I'd been. My room, it looked the same - but there was nothing left between The Nameless and the name. - Leonard Cohen. |
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I'd like to thank my therapist... and his therapist... and his therapist too. I can only beging to understand the horror that must have been inflicted upon them in a "waterfall" type model resulting from my visits.
I'd also like to thank Scooby and the Gang, for making this dream possible.
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Tao There's A Flavour of Metal for EVERYONE Mark 4:40 "Then he said to the disciples, `Why do you fear? Do you not believe in God?' " |
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