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View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her?
"Sex Is Sacred", So She Said 1 6.67%
Tara Lynn 3 20.00%
The Logic Of Magic 1 6.67%
Waking In A Coffee Shop 1 6.67%
Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) 1 6.67%
Top 40 Lovers 1 6.67%
Hymn To the Creator 1 6.67%
The Lives I've Been Told 1 6.67%
Alison 2 13.33%
In the Silence 0 0%
Without You 1 6.67%
IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. 2 13.33%
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:57 PM
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What do you think of my idea of in the poem artistically comparing Buttons* wonderful soul to the pure white cotton of an unused Q-Tip?
I'm already in love *swoon*
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:58 PM
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What do you think of my idea of in the poem artistically comparing Buttons* wonderful soul to the pure white cotton of an unused Q-Tip?
That's deep... Your amazing, how you can find words that are so moving.. So apt...
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I'm already in love *swoon*
Well, actually, I'm thinking in the poem, you're in love by the 14th stanza. Then I'm thinking you die a tragic death from an infected armadillo bite in the 17th stanza and we all weep wretchedly in the 18th. But by the 21st stanza Jeff and I have managed to affirm your existence in our memories by getting drunk together in a nude midget gentleman's club, so the poem has a happy ending. What do you think?
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Well, actually, I'm thinking in the poem, you're in love by the 14th stanza. Then I'm thinking you die a tragic death from an infected armadillo bite in the 17th stanza and we all weep wretchedly in the 18th. But by the 21st stanza Jeff and I have managed to affirm your existence in our memories by getting drunk together in a nude midget gentleman's club, so the poem has a happy ending. What do you think?
*wipes tear* I wouldnt have it any other way
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I could not help but noticed that 2 people voted that you could not seduce a woodchuck.... Interestingly, they are both males. I presume both jealous of your ability of being not just a magnet to female midgits, but all women in general.
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I could not help but noticed that 2 people voted that you could not seduce a woodchuck.... Interestingly, they are both males. I presume both jealous of your ability of being not just a magnet to female midgits, but all women in general.
How perceptive of you, Jeff! I myself had assumed they were merely jealous of my often demonstrated ability to seduce woodchucks. But now that you mention it, that does seem unlikely.

I believe that I am attractive to female midgets because my poems are short.
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I believe that I am attractive to female midgets because my poems are short.
yeah, i just cant help myself
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