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View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her?
"Sex Is Sacred", So She Said 1 6.67%
Tara Lynn 3 20.00%
The Logic Of Magic 1 6.67%
Waking In A Coffee Shop 1 6.67%
Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) 1 6.67%
Top 40 Lovers 1 6.67%
Hymn To the Creator 1 6.67%
The Lives I've Been Told 1 6.67%
Alison 2 13.33%
In the Silence 0 0%
Without You 1 6.67%
IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. 2 13.33%
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:23 PM
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Buttons*, that is so noble, so moving, so altruistic, so wonderful of you that I believe Jeff will agree he should donate 5% of his 35% of the profits to you, no questions asked. Jeff, you've done a fine thing donating that part of your share of the profits to Buttons*. I can only admire and congratulate you for it!
I'd gladly take yours too Phil.... care to dance?
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:31 PM
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I feel like wallstreet! My shares keep going down!
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:32 PM
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When does the contest finish, Phil?
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I feel like wallstreet! My shares keep going down!
but look at it this way, your life would be complete! You danced with a midget! YAY!
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:38 PM
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but look at it this way, your life would be complete! You danced with a midget! YAY!
I think this should inspire Phil to write another moving poem...
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:39 PM
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I think this should inspire Phil to write another moving poem...
yeah, it'll be heart-warming and bowel-moving
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Old 06-06-2006, 06:43 PM
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When does the contest finish, Phil?
I figure I'll give everyone a couple more days to work up the courage to enter it, Bastet. Does that sound about right, or do you think I should go a little longer?
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yeah, it'll be heart-warming and bowel-moving
Wow! You have been reading my poems!
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