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View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her?
"Sex Is Sacred", So She Said 1 6.67%
Tara Lynn 3 20.00%
The Logic Of Magic 1 6.67%
Waking In A Coffee Shop 1 6.67%
Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) 1 6.67%
Top 40 Lovers 1 6.67%
Hymn To the Creator 1 6.67%
The Lives I've Been Told 1 6.67%
Alison 2 13.33%
In the Silence 0 0%
Without You 1 6.67%
IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. 2 13.33%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 06-06-2006, 03:50 PM
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(And the poll wasn't up yet when I logged off last night! )
Nonsense! I noted quite well the time the poll went up and the time some 30 or 40 minutes later that you logged off due to a lightening storm which you feared might damage the computer.

*smuggly* No doubt the real reason you failed to notice the poll was up is simply that you were still deliriously happy from reading my extraordinary poetry, especially the poignant Tara Lynn (which you voted for). 'Fess up! That's the real reason, right? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?
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Old 06-06-2006, 04:46 PM
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BTW, There is absolutely no contest rule that requires you to actually read any of these poems in order to vote in the contest. In fact, I recommend that you simply vote and forget about reading any of the poems because I've had alarming reports that folks who do indeed read the poetry are very likely to go blind, bark like doggies, or experience auditory hallucinations. Only a fanatic poetry-phile would endure risks like that. But by simply guessing, you still have a 1:11 chance of winning over 700 frubals for yourself, and 3000 coins.

Also, you need not read the poems to come up with the winning entry for most creative reason the spellcheck doesn't do frubals. That could earn you another 700 frubals and another 3000 coins.

Again, Good Luck!
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Old 06-06-2006, 04:59 PM
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Nonsense! I noted quite well the time the poll went up and the time some 30 or 40 minutes later that you logged off due to a lightening storm which you feared might damage the computer.
Hmm... *starts to beat on computer* Dunno why it hadn't shown up for me by then, then.

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*smuggly* No doubt the real reason you failed to notice the poll was up is simply that you were still deliriously happy from reading my extraordinary poetry, especially the poignant Tara Lynn (which you voted for). 'Fess up! That's the real reason, right? Am I right? I'm right, aren't I?
*nodnod* Yes, that's exactly right! I'm fairly sure that the sheer awesomeness of your poetry had me blinded, confused as to which way was up! (Actually, I do really enjoy your work. I've just never been very good at being able to say how I enjoy poetry, so I've shied away from it. I'm sorry!)
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Old 06-06-2006, 05:06 PM
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my eyes went directly to the one with "sex" in the title... so did my vote
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Phil, you can donate my 50% to the SFFMA. (Sexually Frustrated Female Midgets of America) It's quite a worthy cause. You've never lived until you have slow danced with a midget..
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It's quite a worthy cause. You've never lived until you have slow danced with a midget..
*sigh* fine, i'll dance with you
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Phil, you can donate my 60% to the SFFMA. (Sexually Frustrated Female Midgets of America) It's quite a worthy cause. You've never lived until you have slow danced with a midget..
Jeff, it brought tears to my eyes to read of your noble wish to donate your 40% to the SFFMA. Just because of you, I'm inspired to donate my 60% to the WWW (Wanton Waifs Of Wyoming). You'll never be so moved in your life as when you comfort a waif through her time of wanton need.
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