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View Poll Results: Which poem helped seduce her?
"Sex Is Sacred", So She Said 1 6.67%
Tara Lynn 3 20.00%
The Logic Of Magic 1 6.67%
Waking In A Coffee Shop 1 6.67%
Silver Dolphins (For Leah At Twelve) 1 6.67%
Top 40 Lovers 1 6.67%
Hymn To the Creator 1 6.67%
The Lives I've Been Told 1 6.67%
Alison 2 13.33%
In the Silence 0 0%
Without You 1 6.67%
IMO, Your poems couldn't even seduce a woodchuck, let alone a woman. 2 13.33%
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:18 PM
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Why dont I see "The Vinyl Vixon" as a choice????????
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:27 PM
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Why dont I see "The Vinyl Vixon" as a choice????????
It's deeply touching you should mention my absolute masterpiece, The Vinyl Vixen, Kev. That is, for those who don't know, my poem of passion dedicated to my Acme Latex Love Doll and given to her on the occasion of our first anniversary.

Unfortunately, when I was composing it on my word processor, the excess heat fried my electronics. I had to replace the computer and finish the work by hand on fire resistant paper. Consequently, I don't even trust to post the poem on the website. I'm hope you can understand.
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Thank you Phil, for being to considerate. I'd hate for the screen on my phone to melt. Do you keep the poem on ice? Or would that defrost your freezer?
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Old 06-06-2006, 01:44 PM
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Thank you Phil, for being to considerate. I'd hate for the screen on my phone to melt. Do you keep the poem on ice? Or would that defrost your freezer?
Fortunately, there's a Dry Ice Vendor here in town that leases me a little space off their main locker for my love poetry on the condition I never store more than six of my works in the room at one time, including The Vinyl Vixen, hottest of them all.

Not more than a month ago, a thief broke into the Vendors and somehow managed to end up in the room with the door accidently locking behind him. He spent the remainder of the night there and lost 20 pounds in sweat. As you can imagine, I never enter the room when more than two poems are stored there without a firefighter's rig. After all, I'm not seeking the Darwin Award.
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If you wrote a poem, I'll go with "The Logic Of Magic."
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Did I mention the sweetener? Those who guess the correct poem will not only receive over 700 frubals for their correct guess, but will also receive 3000 coins each (for the first 10 who get the answer)! YES, that's enough coins to buy that special someone a seductive RF gift!

Also, purely for scientific purposes, the person who offers us in this thread the best, most creative reason why the spellcheck doesn't know what "frubals" are will also get over 700 frubals and 3000 coins!

You have two, count them, two ways of winning now! Good luck!
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The Logic of Magic invokes nostalgia, innocence and a sense of wonder. It is playful and lovely.

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