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Originally Posted by dawny0826
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up
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You just have to like these kids.
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Originally Posted by dawny0826
He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law George. But unlike George, this plan just might work.
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These are excellent! Young Wodehouses in the making!