How To Clean The Toilet (pray)

[Circle_One]

Got this in an email:


HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water, and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids.(You may need to stand on the
lid.) The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This
provides a "power-wash" and "rinse")

5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

7. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself off. The
toilet will be sparkling clean!



Sincerely, The Dog

[evearael]

That produces the most hilarious mental image. Thanks!

[Draka]

I wondered who would come up with such a thing. Leave it to the darn dog!

[Melody]

ROFLMAO! I had images of our cat and trust me when I say I would have to move to a new home if I ever did that to her. She still turns her back and walks away from me because I inadvertently through a whole bucket of water on her when she ran in front of me while I was throwing a bucket of soap water across the basement floor.

[Seyorni]

Long haired cats may also be used to dust under beds, couches &c.
Just spray them with Endust or some similar product then toss a handful of kitty treats or kibble under the bed.

[ChrisP]

Hehehe I'm giggling like a school girl.






I mean laughing like a hearty pirate! honest!

[EnhancedSpirit]

I'm confused is this how to clean the toilet or how to clean the cat?

Ha, just kidding, that is funny. I'm a dog person, so it's really funny. I don't have anything against cats, I'm just more of a dog person.

[Bastet]

I think if I tried that with my cat, she would slit my throat in my sleep at the first opportunity, then feast on me until the smell attracted someone.