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05-30-2006, 12:49 AM
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Nuns in Translyvania
I cried so hard the first time I read this
So, it seems that two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield! "Quick, quick!!" shouts the first nun, "What shall I do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination," shouts the second. She switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly! "What shall I do now?" shouts the first nun. "Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water in the Vatican!" says the second. Dracula steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns. "Now what?" screams the first nun. "Show him your cross!" says the second. So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: "GET OFF MY F**KING HOOD!!" Hahaha. I love this. If you don't get it, read it until you do. 
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#2
05-30-2006, 01:52 AM
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Heheh
 Any joke with nuns swearing's bound to be a good one, yeah?
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צדק צדק תרדף למען תחיה
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05-30-2006, 02:03 AM
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You know why the nuns had no success, don't you? Transylvanian vampires are obviously Orthodox, so of course Roman Catholic nuns wouldn't be able to get rid of them.
James P.S. Good joke, by the way.
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Doamne Iisuse Hristoase, Fiul lui Dumnezeu, miluieşte-mă pe mine, păcătosul.
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#4
05-30-2006, 02:12 AM
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Oh, I get it. You cried because you were laughing so hard.
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That's very funny - a fly marrying a bumble bee!
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05-30-2006, 10:45 AM
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#6
05-30-2006, 11:01 AM
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Funny, but I usually cringe when I hear people joking about Transylvania and vampires.
Transylvania is a real and very beautiful region of Romania, there are no real vampires there.
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05-30-2006, 11:09 AM
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#8
05-30-2006, 11:15 AM
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Nope, I didn' t make this up, I found it, and thought I'd share.
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05-31-2006, 02:06 AM
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