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Old 05-30-2006, 12:29 AM
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Capitalism

He who dies with the most toys, wins.


Catholicism

He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Anglican

They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox

No, they were OURS first.

Atheism

There is no toy maker.

Polytheism

There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism

The toys made themselves.

Communism

Everyone gets the same number of toys.

Confucianism

Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

Agnosticism

It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference.

Mormonism

Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. (I know, I know, makes a snap at polygamy)


Church of Christ, Scientist

We are the toys.

Branch Davidians

He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.

Baha'i

All toys are just fine with us.

Amish

Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

Hare Krishna

He who plays with the most toys, wins.

Hedonism

Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys!

Hinduism

He who messes with the plastic farm animals, loses.

7th Day Adventist

He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

Church of Christ

He whose toys make music, loses.

Baptist

Once played, always played.

Non-denominationalism

We don't care where the toys came from.

Jehovah's Witnesses

He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

Pentecostalism

He whose toys have tongues, wins.

Existentialism

Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Fundamentalism

Is the toy in the Bible?

Taoism

The doll is as important as the dumptruck.

Voodoo

Let me borrow that doll for a second.
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Old 05-30-2006, 12:57 AM
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That has to be one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Thanks for sharing!

FGS
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:02 AM
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That's awesome! Thanks, Becky!
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Old 05-30-2006, 01:04 AM
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No problem. Made me laugh. Sorry about the weird formatting, I fixed it.
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