Signs (funeral, hell, church, God, heaven)

[mrscardero]

A friend emailed this to me. Thought I would share some laughs.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

On another Septic Tank Truck:
"We're #1 in the #2 business"

At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."


On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak ."

[Booko]

This makes me remember the little town of Barryton, Michigan, where my aunt had a cabin. It was so small there was one gas station, which also had the only restaurant. The sign read:

EAT
GAS

I'm not sure if that sign was suggesting a menu item, or if it was a commentary on the quality of their food.

[Buttercup]

Originally Posted by mrscardero

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

Heeeeeyyyyyyy! I live in Oregon!


Those were really great Mrs. C.....I am copying them and shipping 'em out. Good stuff.

[standing_alone]

Originally Posted by Buttercup

Heeeeeyyyyyyy! I live in Oregon!


Those were really great Mrs. C.....I am copying them and shipping 'em out. Good stuff.

Ha ha! The Milwaukee one is better!

Originally Posted by mrscardero

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Those were great, mrs c. Thanks for sharing!