Mr. Common Sense (funeral, attend, churches, abortion)

[Victor]

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.
Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how
old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic
red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as
knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the
worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple,
sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and
reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. - Reports of a
six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a
classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after
lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only
worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not
inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became
businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims. Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed
to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit
in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust,
his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son,
Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima
Whiner. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was
gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the
majority and do nothing.

[Buttons*]

may he rest in peace!

[alexander garcia]

Hi, THANK YOU SO VERY VERY MUCH I DON'T BELIEVE IT SOMEONE KNEW MR. SENSE!!! I was at his funneral their were not many there still not. THANK YOU AGAIN!!

[darkwaldo]

Good post Victor frubals for you; but, here is some information about the Mcdonald's coffee lawsuit you may not have known.

http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

It really is too bad you can't always depend on the news to get the whole story, ne?

[Victor]

Originally Posted by darkwaldo

Good post Victor frubals for you; but, here is some information about the Mcdonald's coffee lawsuit you may not have known.

http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

It really is too bad you can't always depend on the news to get the whole story, ne?

Good to know, thanks.

[joeboonda]

"Sobs" But I think the Choodians are making some progress in ressurecting him, I dunno.

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by joeboonda

"Sobs" But I think the Choodians are making some progress in ressurecting him, I dunno.

DARN RIGHT WE ARE!!!

[finalfrogo]

Nooooo! Common sense, come back! We need you!!!!!!

[standing_alone]

here is some information about the Mcdonald's coffee lawsuit you may not have known.

http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

Thanks for the info.

It really is too bad you can't always depend on the news to get the whole story, ne?

Tis a shame.

[ChrisP]

C'mon Alyssa, you young'uns of the media age must know it's all someone's bs these days.

Think for yourself,
Question Authority.

Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening,
terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in
this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the
religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by
giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their
view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and
learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness;
chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.

Think for yourself.
Question authority.

Timothy Leary.
http://www.nomorelyrics.net/song/3366.html