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Old 03-10-2006, 09:56 PM
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Well, for those of us who aren't married, and who dont have a signifigant other at this time, we should get some tips going on how to get a guy. (cause i need them!!!!! *is desperate!*)

ANY and ALL advise is appriciated... so far all i can come up with is:

1) wear a skimpy outfit and act like a little whore
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:03 PM
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Well, what I do is, I go to the bar and get totally drunk, so I'm just terribly inebriated, then I pick a guy that's a little over-weight and balding and flirt with him. It seems to work all the time.
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:05 PM
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Well, what I do is, I go to the bar and get totally drunk, so I'm just terribly inebriated, then I pick a guy that's a little over-weight and balding and flirt with him. It seems to work all the time.
what are you talking about? you're gay!
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:07 PM
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what are you talking about? you're gay!
Oh, so since I'm gay, I can't try to help you?! What, do you think gay people don't try to get dates?! Is that what you think?!


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Old 03-10-2006, 10:10 PM
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Oh, so since I'm gay, I can't try to help you?! What, do you think gay people don't try to get dates?! Is that what you think?!
you know EXACTLY what i think, dont pretend you dont!

How could you POSSIBLY help me get a guy? You have no idea what trying to get a man is like!
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:10 PM
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Is she discriminating against you SA?

Best way to get guys is to act dumb & helpless. Most guys love coming to the rescue. If that don't work, wear the skimpy outfit.
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:11 PM
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Is she discriminating against you SA?
I think she is. I think we have a homophobe on our hands.
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Next best advice....hang out in the produce section next to the cucumbers...they will arrive by the busload! It's a subliminal thing they are trained to spot.
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Is she discriminating against you SA?
how dare you say such a thing! I just want a penis!!!!!!!!!!!! is that so much to ask for?

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got it! *smiles* thanks!
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Next best advice....hang out in the produce section next to the cucumbers...they will arrive by the busload! It's a subliminal thing they are trained to spot.
OMG...you're not lying!
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