Ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity. (prophecy)

[dawny0826]

I got this in e-mail today...

I took #6 out...not entirely appropriate...the rest are cute...

Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.


7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12.. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

20. Send (Or in my case, share) This to/with Someone To Make Them Smile.

I got a good giggle out of #1 and #18

[Buttons*]

I have done ALL of those at least twice! Some I do on a daily basis, it's how I keep my amazing figure *smiles*

[Buttercup]

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

I think that one is hilarious! I'm gonna use it sometime! Heehee

[YmirGF]

As an ex-coffee drinker, I loved this one

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.


That would be hilarious to do. Could you imagine trying to peel your boss off the ceiling by 11am LOL.

[Nehustan]

I misread the title and thought it said sanity, and was about to argue the counterpoint. Good to see another lunatic taking pride in his insanity

[CaptainXeroid]

Originally Posted by Buttons*

I have done ALL of those at least twice! Some I do on a daily basis, it's how I keep my amazing figure *smiles*

I was thinking the same thing.

Thanks for the !

[Seyorni]

I've several times made a hospital-wide intercom announcement to the effect of "Pay no attention whatsoever to this announcement, I have absolutely nothing at all to communicate. Thank you....."

[michel]

I loved it Dawney, until I saw :-

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

There is a chap who lives locally who goes around everywhere with an upturned alluminium bucket over his head, with holes for his eyes, nose and mouth.......he even cycles around with it on. I dread to think what is the problem.

Sorry, back to your jokes; I do love 1) Fruballs for a good giggle; it's good to have a good giggle. Thanks.

[Evenstar]

Oh I love them lol... I could see myself doing a few of them too.

If ever your shopping and see the woman dancing to the stupid music in the store..... Its me

People stop shopping and smile sweetly at me... my kids will join in too..... Its great to make people smile.

[dawny0826]

Originally Posted by Evenstar

Oh I love them lol... I could see myself doing a few of them too.

If ever your shopping and see the woman dancing to the stupid music in the store..... Its me

People stop shopping and smile sweetly at me... my kids will join in too..... Its great to make people smile.

It sure is.