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Old 01-26-2006, 09:50 AM
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Part1: A friend of mine had an appointment at her gynogoligist later this week. His nurse called her up this morning and asked if she could make it by 9:30 this morning. She agreed and realized she could not have time for a proper shower, so she just grabbed the face towel on the bathroom sink and did a 'quick clean'. Gets there, does the routine, panties off, legs in the braces. Continued...
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Old 01-26-2006, 09:57 AM
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Part 2: Doc comes in says "Well! We made a special effort this morning, didn't you?" Doesn't pay much attention to what he said, gets finished, goes home to have her daughter ask her "were's the face towel?" she replied that it was used, to grab another. Her daughter was persistent, asking "No, I NEED that one, she asked why? Her daughter replied, "Because it had all my glitter in it!"
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:47 AM
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now thats funny!
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:58 AM
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Oh. I had to read it a couple of times to get it.
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:01 AM
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Oh. I had to read it a couple of times to get it.
Don't feel bad, so did I.
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:06 AM
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She was all sparkly for the doctor! dont think if i was a woman i would go back to him.
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:15 AM
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Sorry people I didnt word it too well!
Yes Roland, you were right.... She had glitter down there
This could only happen to a homeschooler..... And I would be looking for a new dr too
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:38 AM
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That's hilarious! I would be soooo embarrassed!
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Bwahahahahahaha!

No make that

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I have tears in my eyes from the FIRST read! You said it perfectly, my dear; perfectly!
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I've heard this story before.

It was the young daughter's towel.

This is an old "forwarded" email circular thingy.
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