RF's "Big Brother" (hell, philosophy)

[Abram]

was I not accepted? I feel like I'm in school and every got pick but me

[Mike182]

everyone who has posted an application has recieved a place in the big brother house!

i am pleased to announce that the RF big brother house is now officially open! Congratulations to our fine choice of house mates! Your stated items have all been lodged in the house, and you have all entered the house with your suitcase. As you enter the big brother house, you will have access to the main room, containing a large seating area, a smaller seating area, a dinning table, and a kitchen area. There are five doors in this area, one leads to the bedroom, where all house mates will be sleeping, with individual beds provided for each house mate. Two of the other doors lead to a toilet room and a shower room; these rooms are for uni-sex usage. The fourth door leads outside to the garden. The final door leads to the diary room *this is important and will be explained later

In the garden there is a small pond with a water feature, a wooden shed containing a sauna, a wooden pavilion hosting the RF hot tub, a big oak tree with a ladder, leading up to a small tree house, and another small building opposite the main building.

This second building consists of a large seating area with big sofas laid out in a big circle

Upon exploration of the house, house mates will discover they have no access to power sockets, rendering any item requiring charging or a power point useless – big brother was never asked about the availability of power sources

In the kitchen area, you will find all the utensils you will need, along with cutlery, plates, bowls etc. The fridge and freezer are unlocked and will remain as such, the distribution of food is to be agreed upon by the house mates amongst themselves

Big brother will now leave the house mates to socialise and get to know each other, your first task will commence at a later stage.

Big brother will not make any communication with the housemates in public, unless it is to give information about evictions – all other communication will be done via the diary room (PM) – big brother may contact any house mate at any time……..

Side note: there is an ample supply of a variety of ice creams in the freezer and an ample supply of cookies in the cupboards – these are a special treat for the non smoking house mates

[Enigmata]

Well I guess now would be a good time to see if I can create an oil lamp out of my playstation and tv. I will introduce myself to everyone. My name is Tim and I am originally from N.Y in the U.S. and it is nice to meet you all. Who's up for some ice cream. We can use my playstation as a serving tray .

[Circle_One]

Damn, and I guess my laptop is only good as long as the battery lasts, haha.

Alright, well, hi everyone! I'm Blayze and I'm from Montreal, Quebec. Yeah, I'm a proud Canadian

[Buttons*]

Okay, well, I be Ashley. Hello nice to meet you all!

I live in a country town surrounded and infultrated by ignorant rednecks! I go to a Christian school and it drives me insane. I LOVE ice cream, and I think we'll have lots of fun... or else! *smiles*

[Shadow Wolf]

I am Luke. I am from Providence, Rhode Island....ok, not really, but my wrestling gimmick is. I am really from Kokomo, Indiana, which is a very boring city, filled with egomaniac cops who use the citizens as pawns in the little games they play. Right now, I'm going to go get in a work-out, then hit the sauna.

[jonny]

I'm Jon. I live in Provo, UT right now, but I don't claim to be from here. I'm really from Vancouver, WA, which is not even close to Vancouver, Canada. It's across the river from Portland, OR. The only great thing about living in Utah is that there are tons of places to go out with my Jeep. I usually go offroading a couple times a week.

[Abram]

I'm Ezra from Portland, OR. No complaints about my city, in fact I love it here and if anyone wants a great place to live it's here. I play piano but I brought a keyboard and we have no power so I'm gonna toss it in the pile of tv's, playstations and dead battery laptops. I hope you all save enough hot water for me because I hate cold showers.

Now where's that ice cream...

[Buttons*]

I just finished some cookies n cream ice cream *yum*
... and now i need to join a gym! *eek*
*smiles*

[Pussyfoot Mouse]

Hi everyone, I'm Jules. I'm from Sunderland Ontario, which sort of makes Blayze and I neighbours. LOL. I'm the mother of three wonderful children and I'm here to have lots of fun. I love to laugh and make others laugh too. So let the fun begin!