You might be a Mormon! (missionaries, mission, church, pray)

[Katzpur]

This is to all of you that may be a Mormon, that may know a Mormon, that may live in Utah, that may have lived in Utah, or have heard about Mormons...

If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape, you might be a Mormon.

If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday, you might be a Mormon.

If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in, Gosh. you might be a Mormon.

If your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception, you might be a Mormon.

If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts, you might be a Mormon.

If you think Jello-O is one of the basic food groups, you might be a Mormon.

If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house, you might be a Mormon.

If you've ever written a "Dear John" to more than two missionaries on the same day, you might be a Mormon.

If you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard, you might be a Mormon.

If you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission, you might be a Mormon.

If you have never arrived at a meeting on time, you might be a Mormon.

If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries, you might be a Mormon.

If you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and the Glory," you might be a Mormon.

If you think it is alright to watch to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing, you might be a Mormon.

If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining, you might be a Mormon.

If you automatically assume that BYOB means "Bring your own burgers," you might be a Mormon.

If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi, you might be a Mormon.

If you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there, you might be a Mormon.

[dawny0826]

Those are cute.

[Bishka]

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If all your dishes have your name written on them with masking tape, you might be a Mormon.

If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday, you might be a Mormon.

If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in, Gosh. you might be a Mormon.

If your Mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception, you might be a Mormon.

If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body" before eating doughnuts, you might be a Mormon. Yep done this before

If you think Jello-O is one of the basic food groups, you might be a Mormon.

If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house, you might be a Mormon.

If you've ever written a "Dear John" to more than two missionaries on the same day, you might be a Mormon.

If you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard, you might be a Mormon.

If you have one kid in diapers and one on a mission, you might be a Mormon.

If you have never arrived at a meeting on time, you might be a Mormon.

If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world countries, you might be a Mormon. I swear my parents do

If you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and the Glory," you might be a Mormon.

If you think it is alright to watch to watch football on Sundays as long as a direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing, you might be a Mormon.

If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're disciplining, you might be a Mormon. That happens all the time, I've was even called the cat's name a couple of times, and the cats' names have been respectfully, Ed and Tigger.

If you automatically assume that BYOB means "Bring your own burgers," you might be a Mormon.

If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi, you might be a Mormon. Actually this is a true story, some leaders have done it in my ward.

If you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there, you might be a Mormon.

Actually, last time I checked, I'm early. 2 hours early in fact. I was 2 hours early for church once. It's a running joke now between me and my husband.

[Buttons*]

Thank you for that katz Foxworthy! *smiles*
I truly enjoyed that ... i know a mormon who qualifies for all those things! crazy!

[Bishka]

Originally Posted by Buttons*

Thank you for that katz Foxworthy! *smiles*
I truly enjoyed that ... i know a mormon who qualifies for all those things! crazy!

Teehee. There are some out there. I've known them.

[Aqualung]

The spike it with pepsi was funny.

[jonny]

My sister got a wheat grinder for her wedding. I had so much fun making fun of that gift. Seriously though, we could survive for years on all the food that my mom has stored in our garage. I don't think she's though through the whole wheat grinder and no electricity though.

[gnomon]

I don't know about wheat. For a short time, thanks to a Mormon neighbor (and basketball guru) I thought the Mormons stocked food in their basements. He had case upon case of Butterfingers, Milky Way's, Moon Pies....turned out he stocked vending machines for a living.

I just thought, hey, if times get rough at least they'll be sweet!

[Katzpur]

Originally Posted by gnomon

I don't know about wheat. For a short time, thanks to a Mormon neighbor (and basketball guru) I thought the Mormons stocked food in their basements. He had case upon case of Butterfingers, Milky Way's, Moon Pies....turned out he stocked vending machines for a living.

I just thought, hey, if times get rough at least they'll be sweet!

That's funny!