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Old 08-06-2005, 04:54 PM
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Three hens will lay three eggs in one day?

And what's half a hen?
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Old 08-06-2005, 04:55 PM
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Somebody give Michel frubals, he's hot today!

Okay, let me see....

If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many eggs will three hens lay in one day?
Oh no - my Brain hurts ..........

Three eggs? - I am sure that's wrong though.
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:19 PM
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Whew! I finally found one hard enough ti give me time to look for more!!

Keep trying, but be ready to explain the answer.
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:22 PM
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Hmm... will three hens lay no eggs in one day, since it takes a day and a half for a hen to lay an egg?
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:31 PM
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Hmm... will three hens lay no eggs in one day, since it takes a day and a half for a hen to lay an egg?
You've missed out one 'bit' Jensa, a hen and a half lays an egg and a half
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:33 PM
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I'm thinking the half a hen is just thrown in there for confusion, to make people overthink the question... I could be (and probably am ) wrong, though.
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:38 PM
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Nope, Jensa, I'm pretty sure you're right. The answer is none, since even though there are three hens, it still takes them a day and a half and they only have one day...hence: No eggs.
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Old 08-06-2005, 05:46 PM
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You use a knife to slice my head, and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
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