I hope every one will forgive this one......... (priests, Eden)

[michel]

A drunk staggers into a Catholic church and makes his way into the confession box. He says nothing.

The bewildered priest coughs to catch the man's attention, but the man stays silent. Then the priest knocks on the wall three times in final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, pal.

There's no toilet paper in this one either."

[Firecat89]

ROTFL

How about this one? (Please delete it if it sounds offensive, but rest assured I am not trying to offend catholic priests. I know several nice ones.)

A catholic priest, a rabbi, and a wiccan priestess all go out for a picnic on a boat. The rabbi finds out that he left the cookies on shore, so he walks across the water to get them, then walks right back. The priestess realizes that she left the sandwiches on shore, so she does the same.

The catholic priest had stood there, amazed and baffled. But then he said angrily "If those heathens can do it, so can I!" He tried to step on the water and almost drowned, but was pulled back into the boat.

"Think we should have told him about the rocks?" the rabbi whispered to the priestess behind his hand.

"What rocks?" replies the Priestess.

[QTpi]

Michel and Firecat, those were both great jokes! Thanks for sharing them.

[Feathers in Hair]

Hehee, I hadn't heard the first one, but I've been known to repeat the second while on a sugar high.

[Lady Crimson]

Good ones!

[Terrywoodenpic]

Tell me, If you see more than one Bush at a time is it a Thicket?


Terry
____________________________________--
Blessed are those who bring peace, they shall be children of God

[ch'ang]

A rabbi and a preist are sitting around talking when the rabbi says "Hey did you hear the one about us?"


Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What is wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that is would be a woman.

He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history...

I mean no offence to women by posting this

[Mister Emu]

Heh, Ch'ang.

[Lady Crimson]

Funny, ch'ang!