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Old 07-19-2005, 02:16 AM
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The Texas preacher rose to his feet, his face red and angry.

"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which I, as a Christian community leader, cannot tolerate. I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian congregation."

No one moved.The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke."Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:18 PM
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