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Old 07-13-2005, 01:13 AM
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Here's a riddle taken from one of my favorite books. They say you can tell a bit about a person according to how they answer.

What's one door away from heaven?
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:27 AM
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Hmm despite my non-understanding of the question.

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What's one door away from heaven?
I would have to say "the lake of fire".
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:39 AM
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What's one door away from heaven?
The one marked "EXIT"?
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Old 07-13-2005, 01:49 AM
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Old 07-13-2005, 02:40 AM
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:41 AM
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Old 07-13-2005, 08:00 AM
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Old 07-13-2005, 08:01 AM
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Does the question mean what door takes you away from Heaven, or what one door seperates you from Heaven?

When I read the first post, I saw it as I was only "one door away from Heaven", and some seems to be pointed in the other direction.

Anyway I do not know what to call the door, but I know that it is narrow. But I think all we have to do is knock, and the door will be opened.
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