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Old 07-09-2005, 04:15 PM
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Aha! I provide you with a faked map, get you to land the jet you STOLE FROM ME on my private desert island; I lock you up for fraud; go to jail do not collect...........

I wish Voxton's wish had come true
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Old 07-09-2005, 10:40 PM
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Voxton's wish comes true, but due to an error made while the thread was ending, the entire RF is sucked into computer oblivion, never to be seen again.

I wish I were a Toys R Us kid.
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Old 07-10-2005, 08:23 AM
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you become a toys R us kid but the manager decides to turn all toys R us shops into sewage works - as a result of this you must now spend your days searching through manky turd

i wish i had super powers
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Old 07-10-2005, 08:29 AM
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You join Religious forums to exercise your super powers but you have to become a moderator first.

I wish my closet would build itself.

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Old 07-10-2005, 08:40 AM
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*Soto Voce* What do the Americans mean by closet ? Dunno - think its what we call a cupboard........ah ok......why didn't he call it that then?...because he's an American...........oh OK, then.....*Soto Voce*

Your closet comes with instructions, and a robot to build it for you - but the robot goes mad whilst building the closet and you end up with a sentry hut on the roof of your house.....

I wish I could loose weight...........
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Old 07-10-2005, 08:48 AM
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You manage to lose weight with a great diet...but then your diet goes mad and gives you a heart attack.

I want to know how to instantly play the base (bass)! (preferably like Blackie Lawless)

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you learn how to play the bass like blackie lawless, but then the bass becomes so untuned it sounds like a cello.

i wish i had all the star wars episode 3 toys.
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you get all the starwars toys but they come with real light sabres and they cut you up into millions of little pieces, and then put your pieces in a sack and throw it into a lack of burning sulphur

i wish i had a pet dog
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You get a pet dog but it turns out to be of the Cujo-esque variety, thus killing you and anyone coming within attacking distance of it.

I wish I was married to Paul Simonon of The Clash
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