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#11
07-09-2005, 09:44 AM
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Your dog gets past her puppy phase, and goes straight to her old-dog phase. She wants to do nothing but lay around.
I wish I could have a superpower that allows me to pull the rods out of my back and turn them into katanas! 
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The cake is a lie.
 
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#12
07-09-2005, 09:57 AM
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An angel hovers over you and grants your wish - and your back is whole again and strong...............
I wish I could give Voxton some fruballs for his answer on this thread - each time I see it I cannot help but laugh.... 
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My life is an open book; if you don't like the read, put me back on the shelf ....................
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#13
07-09-2005, 10:34 AM
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A little bird gives Voxton frubals for you, but it's negative frubals! (Nah, not really. I can't give negative frubals and wouldn't for something that amusing.
)I wish I had a big chocolate cake.
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#14
07-09-2005, 10:38 AM
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Ah, but the chocolate cake turns out to be a shop window one; just when you try to cut a slice, you find its made of Plastic!.......
I wish I was clever... 
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My life is an open book; if you don't like the read, put me back on the shelf ....................
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07-09-2005, 12:15 PM
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You become incredible clever, and then you have many assasination attempts on your life after outwitting a mob boss.
I wish i had an extra pinky on my left hand.
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#16
07-09-2005, 01:54 PM
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you get an extra pinky but it confuses your brain and you looses all hand eye co-ordination, thus spending the rest of your life in a state of drunkenness
i wish i could spell
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Eddie!
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#17
07-09-2005, 01:59 PM
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You can spell, but people accuse you of being too smart and you are attacked by a mob of idiots.
I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener.
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#18
07-09-2005, 03:22 PM
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You're an Oscar Meyer weiner, and are promptly eaten by a weiner dog.
I wish I had a private jet.
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The cake is a lie.
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#19
07-09-2005, 03:43 PM
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But as soon as you get one, the price of oil rockets even higher, and you can't affor to fly it.........
I wish I had the money to buy your jet from you - I'd give you a good price 
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#20
07-09-2005, 04:02 PM
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