# Jokes 4 Majikthise (faith, pastor, sunday, heaven)

[SK2005]

Here are some number jokes that are pretty dumb, but funny!

A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.

What did 0 say to 8?
Nice Belt

The classic....Why is 6 afriad of 7?
Because 7-8-9

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor's study and asked for help.
The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment. Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently. Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.
The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.
"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."


If you have any please add.

[Majikthise]

Thanks SK!!