Blonde Joke

[Lightkeeper]

The Blonde And The Bank Loan

A Blonde Walks Into A Bank In New York City And
Asks For The Loan Officer.
She Says She's Going To Europe On Business
For Two Weeks And Needs To Borrow $5,000.
The Bank Officer Says The Bank Will Need Some
Kind Of Security For The Loan, So The Blonde Hands
Over
The Keys To A New Rolls Royce. The Car Is Parked
On The Street In Front Of The Bank, She Has
The Title And Everything Checks Out.
The Bank Agrees To Accept The Car As
Collateral For The Loan. The Bank's President
And Its Officers Al Yell Enjoy
A Good Laugh At The Blonde For Using A
$250,000 Rolls As Collateral Against A
$5,000 Loan. An Employee Of The Bank Then
Proceeds To Drive The Rolls Into
The Bank's Underground Garage And Parks It
There. Two Weeks Later, The
Blonde Returns, Repays The $5,000 And The
Interest, Which Comes To$15.41.
The Loan Officer Says, "miss, We Are Very Happy
To Have Had Your Business,
And This Transaction Has Worked Out Very Nicely,
But We Are A Little Puzzled. While You Were Away,
We Checked You Out And Found That You
Are A Multimillionaire. What Puzzles Us Is, Why Would You Bother To Borrow
$5,000?" The Blonde Replies....."where Else In New York City Can I
Park My Car For Two Weeks For Only $15.41
And Expect It To Be There When I Return?"
Finally, A Smart Blonde Joke!!!!

[Green Gaia]

I love it!

[Don Penguinoini]

GREAT ONE! That was GREAT!

[candos]

LOL