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05-03-2005, 12:43 PM
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Redneck Engineers
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
AHHHH! (must be an Idaho thing)!
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05-03-2005, 01:14 PM
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D'oh!
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"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful"
Anton LaVey
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05-03-2005, 01:17 PM
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HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Sounds like me and my cousin. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
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Good can exist without evil, whereas evil cannot exist without good. Saint Thomas Aquinas
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05-03-2005, 01:26 PM
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 That's almost as good as the redneck pilot who was upset because he had to come in full-flaps since the runway was only 50 feet long but 1.5 mile wide. 
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I have lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convinced I am of this truth–that God governs the affairs of men. --Benjamin Franklin
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#5
05-03-2005, 01:34 PM
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It actually sounds like an Aggie joke to me........ (Texas A&M Aggies)
News Flash: The Aggie Fire Department is responding to reports of a small two-seater plane crashing into the local cemetary.........The plane was totally destroyed, but so far 218 bodies have been recovered.......
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