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03-31-2005, 08:13 PM
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Two Ducks Walk into a Bar...
I.m just goofing around tonight, and I want to challenge the RF crowd to innovatively complete this joke. Remember, there is only one way to reward in RF: frubals!!!
 Complete the joke: Two ducks walk into a bar....
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03-31-2005, 08:16 PM
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Ouch!
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Ankh Udja Seneb! Shhhh....
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03-31-2005, 08:16 PM
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and they call the bartender a quack.
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Good can exist without evil, whereas evil cannot exist without good. Saint Thomas Aquinas
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03-31-2005, 08:21 PM
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Two RF ducks walk into a bar, and start a debate about the nature of free will and diety!
And then they ask the waiter to put it on their bill.
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#5
03-31-2005, 08:23 PM
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....and ask the bartender " do you have any soda quackers?"
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03-31-2005, 08:28 PM
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The first duck asks: "Got any Beer?"
BK: "No sir, we don't serve beer to ducks" Duck #2: How 'bout a Screwdriver? BK: "No sir, we don't serve anything alcoholic to ducks" Duck#1 "No Alcohol?" Duck #2 "At all???" BK: "Nope, nothing alcoholic for you two!" Both Ducks: "How 'bout some sasparilla??? BK: "Sasparilla??? Sure, there's no law to stop me from serving you sasparilla, how ya' gonna pay for it?" Both Ducks: "Just put it on our bill!"
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On sabbatical until things become fun again.
Reach me at NetDoc@ScubaBoard.com or on www.ScubaBoard.com.
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#7
03-31-2005, 08:32 PM
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ok, since "bill" was used twice as a punch line, we must add to the challenge:
Try to stay away from "Bill" 
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"Scully, one of these days, we're going to look back on this moment and laugh." - Fox
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#8
03-31-2005, 08:44 PM
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They ask the Barkeep "Got any Duck food?"
BK: Duck Food? Naw, you got it all wrong. This is a bar. Now get along with ya! The next day our two intrepid ducks walk back in and ask the BK Got any Duck food??? Bk: You stupid ducks, I didn't have any yesterday, why would I have any today? Get out of here! The next day our two apprehensive ducks walk back in: BK: OK, what do you want??? Ducks: Duck Food! Got any? BK: You dumb ducks, I didn't have any the day before yesterday or even yesterday, and I sure don't have any today. Now get out of here before I nail your feet to the floor! At which point our duckies ran fromt the bar. The following day the sorta crept into the bar, looking very, very nervous. BK: WHADDYA WANT? Ducks: Got any nails? BK: Nails? No I don't have any stinking nails! Ducks: Got any Duck Food???
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On sabbatical until things become fun again.
Reach me at NetDoc@ScubaBoard.com or on www.ScubaBoard.com.
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#9
03-31-2005, 08:47 PM
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Elelator go down.... Elelator go up.... Elelator go down....
Bunny go down the hoooooooole... *sorry, I loved that show.
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I go forth with bare feet, and a simple spirit. Lord have mercy on me. beati pauperes spiritu †
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#10
03-31-2005, 08:51 PM
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...Mad Brain Surgeon!...
