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Old 03-31-2005, 03:00 PM
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Default Something fun to do to your chinese food!
Here's something fun you can do to liven up your next chinese food night.
When you get done eating dinner and you go for your fortune cookie...read the fortune aloud but at the end of it put "...in bed".
Doesn't matter what it says just put it at the end of ALL your fortunes...it sounds stupid but it is hilarious!
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Old 03-31-2005, 03:14 PM
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Actually, me and my friends say "in bed" after everything we say to each other.

It's quite interesting to walk up to a friend and say:
"What's going on in bed?"

"Not too much in bed."

"That sucks in bed."
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:05 PM
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Friends of my girlfriends mom say "on the toilet" after the fortune. Crazy people.
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Old 03-31-2005, 04:45 PM
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ummm, wow, i never want to hear a conversation like that again on the toilet in bed.
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When I open my fortune cookie, I usually read it, gasp, and say
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HELP!! I'm being held captive in a fortune cookie factory!
The 'in bed' thing is great fun, too.
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Sounds like fun...we'll try it...do the people around you at the place where you dine ever look at you like you are standing there naked or something? You know the 'what is wrong with THOSE people look'?
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^That's usually because I am naked when I dine out.
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That's usually because I am naked when I dine out.
Frubals for naked dining!!!!!!
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Oh, this reminds me...last week I went to a chinese restaurant with my brother in law and Brandie (new to RF) and he had a crawdad and once he ate the tail he stuck the body on his finger like a finger puppet and started doing the chicken dance with it and occasionally sang "Under The Sea" with it dancing around...the waitress who came for our drinks just lost it! He is SO crazy!
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Frubals for naked dining!!!!!!
*blinks in confusion* You mean there's another way?
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