food you hate

[Buttercup]

Blue, I think Buttons would love to use your post above as ammunition against Standing Alone in the GREAT CHEESE DEBATE. I think your statements would make credible evidence for her case.

[mrscardero]

I really am not fond of beats. It tastes like dirt.

[mrscardero]

Originally Posted by NetDoc

I'm a reading y'all here, and I'm a gettin' a hankerin for some vittles! Possum Pie and grits with Armadillo on the half shell! SWWWWEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!

I couldn't get possum pie so I got possum cake instead.


Your Grits

Armadillo on the half shell? Would you rather have Armadillo cake instead?



I am sorry, but these pictures make me NOT want to eat what you are hankerin for

[LongGe123]

On the western front, I think blue cheese on the whole is a bit manky. I don't care for it. My worst enemy is definitely on the Eastern Front though, TOFU. Tofu is the most ridiculous and pointless food ever created. In the west it's a food strongly associated with vegetarianism, but here in China it's very cheap and part of the regular diet of ordinary people. They love it, we even get it for lunch in the schools I work in! It's that cheap! There's only one form of TOFU which is acceptable (unless you count the form of TOFU that's on fire and not being eaten by me), and that's the tofu strips, which is actually a bit like spaghetti. Most people don't eat it like this though, and so it's big cubes and thick strips all the way.

I don't care what anyone says, or whatever recipe you'd care to come up with. Tofu is the WORST food in the world. It's COMPLETELY and UTTERLY pointless. All you feel is soft, curdy mush breaking up in your mouth, and there's no taste, no matter what it has been soaking in. TOFU, my enemy, how I hate thee. How I rejoice in the knowledge that when I return to England to begin University, I'll not have to even look at you for 3 years before I return to China. When I do return, I'll be ready..I'll be ready to face thee and THY SHALL MEET THINE DOOM!

Really though, Tofu sucks.

[Scuba Pete]

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[dawny0826]

Originally Posted by NetDoc

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[Shadow Wolf]

Shall I whisper this??? No one has slammed spam yet! YUM!

What is Spam supposed to be anyways, besides a smelly, squishy, all round nasty unknown substance? I will admit though, if its cooked just right, and mixed in with enough gravy, its not too bad.

I cant stand ANY condiments.
I hate most vegetables.
I don't like most sauces.

[Buttons*]

Originally Posted by MidnightBlue

Oh, I almost forgot. Aged brick.

I like brick cheese, mind you. But in 2003 my Uncle Bill tells me that the best cheese in the world is aged brick. I say, I like brick, but I've never had aged brick. He says brick isn't any good at all unless it's at least three years old. So we buy a block of aged brick in Milwaukee and bring it all the way back to South Carolina in a cooler. We invite people over to share it. Going to be real special, right?

Everybody in the room gasped when I opened it. It smelled like bad breath and dirty sweat socks and rancid garbage and vomit, all mixed together. It was ghastly. Nobody would even try it except me. I figured, maybe it tastes better than it smells. It tastes exactly like it smells.

So if a 90-year-old German gives you advice about cheese, beware.

yes, cheese is NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...Blue, may i quote you? *smiles*

[Squirt]

Originally Posted by MidnightBlue

I can't eat fat. I can eat fatty foods, like pepperoni or fried chicken, but I can't stand pieces of fat. I have to trim all the fat off of a steak or a pork chop. I can't even eat it to be polite. It makes me gag just to have it in my mouth.

That's how I am if I accidently bite into a piece of grissle. I literally gag, like I'm going to throw up. It's very embarrassing!