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09-05-2008, 01:16 PM
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Helpful,Supportive,Flattering Husband Stories..
NOT!!
This is a spin off of the thread.."I wish I was married" Mystic Heather and I compared notes..And it seems there is a club out there..Of women with confused and clueles husbands...The po things I know they cant help it..But niether can we so lets share our stories... Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:18 PM
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How about beer first and then chocolate ???..One downer and one upper.. YO!! YO!! PING PONG!!!!
It will make it easier to understand how my husband is so helpful when he tells me to use a different knife to cut the pineapple that it will be easier for me.. Now Girls..What would I do without him...??? And what a compliment it is and how flattering it was when after I made him a home made naughty movie . I went to Khols a few days later and baught 3 pairs of boots and felt a little greedy..He told me not even to think about it ... because how much money I saved him by making him that movie..that it would have cost him a lot more than the boots... had he had to have downloaded porn off the computer to get a movie like that...  Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:20 PM
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I told my husband I would like him to acknowledge me affirm me and praise me more often as a person...And be less critical...
He said ..what??..I always tell you how sexy and beautiful you are..I tell you I love you everyday..and Im not "trying" to be critical Im just trying to "help you out"...Like when Nancy(my friend who was widowed and had no one but me) calls you 4 times a day and you get all upset I tell you that you shouldnt let that ruin your day that its not fair to you.. Adn that you shouldnt let people use you like that....  ...and you turn that around and act like Im critisizing you and get mad at me for it...So you see..His idea of supporting me is to advise me not to "dwell on things" when I'm trying to be a grief counselor in a crisis situation....and my affirmation as a "person" is Im a hot sexy mama..."thats what Im talking about"..."sugar how'd you get so fine"... "here let me give you a hug you look like you need one" and he loves me.. And he has no idea what the problem with that is...Seriously he's cluless like a deer in the lights... Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:25 PM
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My husband and I were talking about different men favoring different body types..I was talking about how men like big boobs..I was talking about how I would never have the nerve to get a boob job even though I don't like the way my boobs look...
He said well "luckily" I've never been a breast man..you know me..Im a leg hip and thigh man... Aww...I feel SO much better ...you always have EXACTLY the right words honey....NOT!! GO TO THE DOG HOUSE!!!!!!!! Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:34 PM
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Well, Angellous is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Never clueless.
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09-05-2008, 01:35 PM
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One time (at band camp)..I was all into to this cream and that cream for my face..Ya know..hittin late 30's..starting to want to "stave" off those crows feet...
So I kept buying all these facial cleansers and mask and all that... Well...it takes some time..morning and night..But ya know..I would keep "checking" to see if the stuff was "working"..So I was looking in the mirror a lot... My husband said..you know..you have become so vain.. I said WHAT!!!...Oh my Lord Im jsut trying to keep up with myslef..and take care of my skin..I can NOT beleive you just called me that...HUFF!! Well after a day or two of giving him the silent treatment he came up to me to "give me a hug"(code for he wants sex)... I said ..uh uh...no ..Im VAIN remember..????? He said . your still upset about that!!...I said well you think Im vain dont you???..He said yes..but I love you just the way you are even with your faults...  DOG HOUSE!!!!!!!!! GO TO THE DOG HOUSE!!! Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:45 PM
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Just like when my husband says "Im the man"..I say...thats right...you are definately the man...there is no escaping that fact.... Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:52 PM
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One time my husband came home for "lunch" ...He brought me some new lingerie..It was pretty darn skimpy...I mean I could crush it up and hold it in one fist kind of skimpy..
It was in like a panty hose type package and on the front was a girl wearing it so you knew the style.. I said..O>k..I'll wear it..But Im not going to look like that girl on the package when I put it on.. He said ..honey ..most women dont..  Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 01:57 PM
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And how many years does it take for a man to understand you dont ask a woman "how long is it going to take you to get ready" when you are going out????
Will they ever learn? Love Dallas
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09-05-2008, 02:21 PM
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