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*opens bottle of beer, takes a long swig, and belches*
I know, I know.....not very ninja-like. ![]() One of my favorite things to poke fun with my Dear Husband is to follow his lead when he says that I need to speak up more about things I'm not happy about. Usually, I'm very happy-go-lucky without a whole lot of cares in the world, and he sometimes will become annoyed and say that being that happy just isn't possibly human. So, I'll then, out of the sheer love I have for my husband, honor his wishes and complain more. ![]() The next thing I know, I'm told I'm too much of a *****, and I need to stop complaining so much. It's those moments when I just want to pat his head and call him a sweetie-pie. Poor guy can be so confused sometimes. And, for the record, for as many husband-stories I have for him, he has just as many wife-stories about me. Cuz I know I can drive him nuts sometimes. ![]() |
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Tell me the truth don't be afraid...then WHAT???? thats what you think!!!..LOL!!! And Im not man attacking.. Trust me Im a pain in the arse too... An "enigma"... ![]() Love Dallas
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I was in shambles wondering if the next time I'd get a phone call, that it would be from the Red Cross and a military officer would be standing at my door with a note saying "We regret to inform you.........." I realize it's not quite the same, though, as what you've been though. He did eventually come back, but it hasn't been without it's own emotional roller coasters being married to a war veteran. ![]() |
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I'll stop posting on this thread and laughing..
And I know what "loss" is..I got to hear my mother talk about my fathers burnt torso and got to see blown up pictures of the plane crash he died in starting at 4 years old... I'll focus on that instead..that way I wont be too "harsh" ... Sorry you felt left out Charity..That certaintly wasnt my intention.. Love Dallas
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I love this thread. I can't stop laughing.
![]() I'm not married, and never had the desire to either, but after reading this thread, it almost makes me want to go find one to find out what I'm missing out on. ![]()
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Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes.....That way, when you do, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Husband ...
"Would YOU like to go out to eat tonight"??(code for he wants wild sex afterwards) Me ...Ummm ...sure that would be fine... Husband... "Well where would YOU like to go??? Me....\ Umm it doesnt matter ...anything would be fine....What do you want?? Husband.... It doesnt matter to me either ...I probably wont even eat You know me(he eats the food off my plate I order).....So are you in the mood for Italian???Chinese...Sushi...????..Steakk House???Mexican??? Me... Umm...Im in the mood for none of them...it was your idea....I can eat a salad right here..I have spinach and kiwi...and cheese and grape tomatos ...Im not picky...Whatever you are hungry for.... Him... ![]() DOH!! Love Dallas
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Husband...
Dont get me a present!! (for birthday's or Valentines or Christmas...or father's day)...He's not "in to that" (plus EVERYTHING I have ever baught him in 15 years he took back or made fun of)... So I didnt buy him anything....(for valentines...or Chritstmas or his birthday one year..)....(they come one after the other) Husband... "YOu DIDNT even buy me anyting for my birthday OR Christmas of fathers day!!! Me... ![]() Love Dallas
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Oh...and the 15 years has turned into 20...Now I buy him something...even if its peanut brittle...
Love Dallas
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