Raising Boys (Earth, pray) - Page 3

Pussyfoot Mouse · #21 03-10-2006, 09:07 AM

I can honestly say that I truely believe the FBI has been watching my family for about eight years now and that this was written about my children. When the good lord gave me boys, he made sure I got the pick of the crop!

As for stories.......when my son Ryan was in pre-school, he had one heck of a time. He sure gave those girls a run for the money. One day I received a call at work to let me know how well behaved Ryan was that day.(very rare) Well by the time I got to the daycare to pick him up, all hell broke loose. There was my Ryan sitting at a table with the slyest look on his face. It seems they were explaining to the children that Santa Clause was coming to visit the school and wanted to know how the children felt about it. My Ryan was asked and he said he was very excited, which shocked the teacher and said "Wow Ryan, that's nice to hear". Then Ryan said "Yeah, you know what I'm gonna give him?" And the teacher had to ask "What?" At which point my lovely Ryan says "THIS!" as he stuck up that wonderful middle finger.

Needless to say, my son was expelled from pre-school!

michel · #22 03-10-2006, 09:11 AM

Ouch!

angellous_evangellous · #23 03-10-2006, 09:15 AM

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24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

This is at the top of my list to do when I get home from work today.

I thought.... where's my Clorox? I have some brake fluid that I don't need in the bed of my truck~~

dawny0826 · #24 03-10-2006, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pussyfoot Mouse

I can honestly say that I truely believe the FBI has been watching my family for about eight years now and that this was written about my children. When the good lord gave me boys, he made sure I got the pick of the crop!

As for stories.......when my son Ryan was in pre-school, he had one heck of a time. He sure gave those girls a run for the money. One day I received a call at work to let me know how well behaved Ryan was that day.(very rare) Well by the time I got to the daycare to pick him up, all hell broke loose. There was my Ryan sitting at a table with the slyest look on his face. It seems they were explaining to the children that Santa Clause was coming to visit the school and wanted to know how the children felt about it. My Ryan was asked and he said he was very excited, which shocked the teacher and said "Wow Ryan, that's nice to hear". Then Ryan said "Yeah, you know what I'm gonna give him?" And the teacher had to ask "What?" At which point my lovely Ryan says "THIS!" as he stuck up that wonderful middle finger.

Needless to say, my son was expelled from pre-school!

I love your tales in parenting. Keep them coming!

Buttercup · #25 03-10-2006, 09:17 AM

*Poster's Disclaimer:

I take no responsibility for those that blow themselves up.........

Pussyfoot Mouse · #26 03-10-2006, 09:47 AM

Well Dawney, since the March Break just started today, give me a couple of hours, I'm sure the babysitter will be calling shortley with a tale to keep you entertained.

Mike182 · #27 03-10-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by kreeden

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

I'm think about it ....

you and me both brother, you and me both!

angellous_evangellous · #28 03-10-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike182

you and me both brother, you and me both!

I'll bring the beer and we can make an afternoon out of it!

Someone else can bring the wings and pizzas.

ChrisP · #29 03-10-2006, 10:19 AM

But it only smokes up a storm!!! (Just tried it in a bucket in my garage.

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Sodium/Lithium/potassium in water

If you haven't seen it...

http://www.seilnacht.com/film/naexplo.mpg <<< Old Sodium + Water
http://www.seilnacht.com/film/kalium2.mpg <<< Potassium + Water