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#11
03-09-2006, 11:36 PM
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Ankh Udja Seneb! Shhhh....
 
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#12
03-09-2006, 11:40 PM
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 Noooooooo! I already told Turk it's all his fault. Infecting me with that darn Y chromosome!
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Some people are like Slinkies. They serve no real function but sure are fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
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#13
03-10-2006, 12:32 AM
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3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
Yes, but try 2 boys at the same time, WOW! what a racket  7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late And this one a few times too, and in fact just the other day my youngest dropped my necklace in, and I had to fish it out YUK! 15. VCR's do not eject "PB &J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. And having once again, to dig in and find the sandwich along with a toy car wedged inside Boys are the best eh!
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03-10-2006, 06:24 AM
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I would like to make the following amendments
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. Yes they Do. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. Or empty Coke bottles. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. You DEFINITELY do not want to know what that odour is. 24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. The numbers' probably closer to 90%
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Tao There's A Flavour of Metal for EVERYONE Mark 4:40 "Then he said to the disciples, `Why do you fear? Do you not believe in God?' "
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03-10-2006, 06:46 AM
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I'd be more likely to experience those things with my daughter instead of my son. She's the one that scares me.
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Matthew 7:12, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
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03-10-2006, 06:55 AM
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 Seems I've seen this somewhere before, but thanks for sharing it.I must have been an abnormal boy because I can only attest to #5 & #6....well sort of, but that's a topic for another confessional. 
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I have lived, Sir, a long time, and the longer I live, the more convinced I am of this truth–that God governs the affairs of men. --Benjamin Franklin
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03-10-2006, 06:56 AM
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in the name of equality, let me just point out that this applies to children in general...
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To tell the Beauty would decrease To state the Spell demean - There is a syllable-less Sea Of which it is the sign -
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#18
03-10-2006, 08:29 AM
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Last edited by Buttercup; 03-10-2006 at 09:15 AM.
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03-10-2006, 08:37 AM
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When my son Brandon was four and in preschool I came to pick him up one day and the teacher took me aside and said, "I need to talk to you about something Brandon did today." She had quite a stern look on her face so of course I was worried. I glanced over and saw him looking sheepishly at me. She says, "I had to place Brandon in the corner of the room because he decided a certain group of kids needed to have a look at his private parts and seems as though he was quite proud of them." I honestly wanted to fall over laughing but mangaged to make it to the car before doing so and put on the proper face of shock. Of course at family gatherings the poor kid still hasn't lived down that episode.....and that was 10 years ago!
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#20
03-10-2006, 08:54 AM
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