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View Poll Results: WHICH ONE IS BETTER?
Um... Texas of course! 11 28.21%
Wisconsin! The cheese here is great eh? 7 17.95%
you both are stupid, we hate you 6 15.38%
i dont really give a damn, my dears 15 38.46%
Voters: 39. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 03-07-2006, 11:18 PM
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Cowboys bust Broncos for a livin'.
Those are fighting words
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In Texas we say "Them's fightin words!"
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In Texas we say "Them's fightin words!"
SA did mention that the school system is not as exemplary in Texas as it is in Wisconsin. I guess this sentence is evidence of that!
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In Texas we learn kids how to talk good usin' a stragery method in schools n' such.
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SA did mention that the school system is not as exemplary in Texas as it is in Wisconsin. I guess this sentence is evidence of that!
Uh-huh. And as is further evident by the following posts by Buddy and Buttons*.
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A Texan died and went to heaven ...
A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates.

“Show me what you got, Pete,” said Tex.

St. Peter swung open the gates and
revealed a beautiful landscape of mountains, rivers, streams, trees, flowers and all the trimmings.

“We’ve got that in Texas. We call it King Ranch,” said Tex.

St. Pete flashed up a scene of men, women and children frolicking on the countryside, riding coaches, swinging, swimming, riding horses, bicycling, etc.

“We’ve got that, too. We call it Six Flags.”

Whereupon St. Peter threw open a trapdoor of the fires of Hell and out shot a huge ball of fire followed by a solid stream of flame sweeping over the entire area. The
blinding light and heat were enormous.

“We don’t have that,” said Tex, “but we’ve got a guy in Houston who can put it
out.”
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And just to be fair...

A Packer Fan in Heaven

A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven (that's where all Packer fans go, you know). He was talking to an angel trying to get the lowdown on what heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there were any former packers in heaven.

The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here."

He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that in heaven, every day is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins.

Being very excited the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was there and as he asked, he saw a man with dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that looked strangely like the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl.

When asked excitedly if that was him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi, the angel replied, "No, that was God. He likes to act like he's Lombardi."
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And just to be fair...

A Packer Fan in Heaven

A devout Packer fan died and had just arrived in heaven (that's where all Packer fans go, you know). He was talking to an angel trying to get the lowdown on what heaven was going to be like. He asked the angel if there were any former packers in heaven.

The angel replied, "Sure, all the greats are here."

He then asked the angel if they played football and the angel replied that in heaven, every day is Packer Sunday and the Pack always wins.

Being very excited the fan asked if Vince Lombardi was there and as he asked, he saw a man with dark rimmed glasses, a heavy overcoat, and a cap that looked strangely like the one Vince Lombardi wore in the Ice Bowl.

When asked excitedly if that was him, if that was Vincent T. Lombardi, the angel replied, "No, that was God. He likes to act like he's Lombardi."
That's one of the funniest jokes I've heard in a long time! Frubals to you!
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A Texan died and went to heaven ...
A Texan died and went to heaven where St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates.

“Show me what you got, Pete,” said Tex.

St. Peter swung open the gates and
revealed a beautiful landscape of mountains, rivers, streams, tre