Broken ankle (priest, pray, nuns, heaven, prayer)

[Mike182]

Originally Posted by Jayhawker Soule

A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor she's broken every single bone in her body. "That's impossible!" says the doctor.

The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!" She then touches her leg with her index finger and screams "Ouch!" Then she touches her arm and yells "Eeeeoooow!" Finally she touches her ribs and can barely maintain her composure as the tears start to roll down her face. She says, "See, I told you I broke every bone in my body."

The doctor rubs his chin, then conducts a thorough examination. "Well, miss," he tells her, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, you haven't broken every bone in your body. The bad news is, you've broken your finger."

I hope you feel better.

blonde jokes, ay? well, a ventriloquist is doing his act, and it starts off with a load of blonde jokes, but theres a blonde girl in the audience! after a while, she has gotten very cross, stands up, and has a massive rant about "its people like you who give blonde's a bad name, with your stereotypical prejudices etc"


the blonde goes on like this for a couple of minutes, and the ventriloquist is quite taken aback, and utters his shamed appologies

the blonde girl is slightly confused by this, and says "why are you appologising, i was talking to the little guy!"





Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

[maggie2]

Thanks for all the good wishes and jokes. It's always good to laugh!

[fromthe heart]

maggie2...you know how the old saying goes nothing happens without reason...well if this keeps up you will have a books worth of dumb blonde joke to write a book and make your down time profitable...Hope you are healing well.