When will penguino reach 300,000 frubals? (elder, faith, Lord, Zen)

[Don Penguinoini]

Take a guess!

[Quagmire]

No, no, no, Penguino! If you're going to make this a trilogy you have to deal with the second part before you continue on to the third;

"When will Penguino Reach 200,000 frubals"? or...

*Plays Lord of the Rings theme on a kazzoo*

Part two of Lord of the Frubals---"The Tale of Two Trampolines"

And so, the brave and resourceful hobbit, Penguino Baggins, along with his faithful companion Spamwise, having completed the first leg of their journey, waited anxiuosly for further instructions from the wizard "Quagmire the Somewhat Green around the Gills" as he sat deep in meditation;

Penguino Baggins; "Wake UP you drunken old sot"! *slap slap slap*

Quagmire; "Hmmmm....*hic*...wha.....? *burp*.....hummm? Oh yes...the quest...*yaaaawn*. Well, I think we should....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"!

And so, Penguino and Spamwise decided to make their way alone to mount Frubal, knowing full well that along the way they were bound to encounter all manner of nasty and annoying creatures such as trolls, Orcsthodox religious people, and feral monkey goblins, as they passed under the shadow of Eye-on-girls, where dwelt the sinister wizard Sari-Stone.....

*saga countinues in the next installment of The Lord of the Frubals; "The Return of the Penguin"

[9-10ths_Penguin]

Originally Posted by Quagmire

*saga countinues in the next installment of The Lord of the Frubals; "The Return of the Penguin"

My ears are burning.

[Quagmire]

Originally Posted by 9-10ths_Penguin

My ears are burning.

Ah, a new twist to the plot; "Which penguin is the true and rightful heir to the thrown of Forumdoor"?

*the answer to these and other intriquing questions (as well as a veritable avalanche of mind numbing merchandizing ads) can be found in "The Lord of the Frubals" boxset collection. Available on CD or VHS (visa, mastercard, or alluminium cans accepted)*

[Hema]

I know, I know!

Right after 299,999 frubals.

[Don Penguinoini]

Hema... Oh you silly little slightly bigger then me person! Quagmire... I am the great penguin lord penguino. I would never slap an elder. I would get a chopper to mount frubal. I would just put mace in the huge eye. I'd teach the trolls etiquette and all good stuff. They would become civillised citizens. I would get you to get rid of Sari-Stone since you are both in the magic arts.

And feral monkey goblins do not exist. (
Sorry buttercup.

[Gentoo]

Originally Posted by penguino

I am the great penguin lord penguino.

Oh really? This penguin is willing challenge that statement

[Don Penguinoini]

Of all males and semi-males.

[9-10ths_Penguin]

I think this is turning into The Penguinlander more than Lord of the Frubals.

"There can be only one!"