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Old 02-12-2007, 02:08 AM
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As you may know if you have read this thread:http://www.religiousforums.com/forum...635#post741635
I am leaving RF for a while until I find a job of any sort.
This contest is for all of my frubals!
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Old 02-12-2007, 02:14 AM
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Hmmm... Here's one!

What does a writer of music do when they pass away?






They de-compose.

*hides*
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:32 AM
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ok, two hunters were out in the woods, all of a sudden one accidently shoots the other, the guy that shot his friend calls 911 on the cell phone
"i just shot my friend, i think he's dead, send an ambulance!"
"sir, calm down, please make sure he is dead first"
*gunshot*
"ok, now what?"
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Old 02-12-2007, 05:42 AM
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What's red and sits in the corner?






A naughty strawberry....
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Old 02-12-2007, 04:12 PM
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A genie was walking through the woods when he noticed a bear chasing a rabbit. He walked up to the two and said "Listen: If you guys stop fighting, I'll grant each of you two wishes." They both agreed to the terms and the genie began to proceed with his end of the deal.

"Bear" the genie said, "What is your first wish?" The bear yelled "I want the biggest bear penis in the world!" The genie nodded his head and the bear's wish was granted. "Rabbit" the genie said, "What is your first wish?" The rabbit said, "I want a red motorcycle." The genie nodded his head and the rabbit's wish was granted.

"Bear" the genie said, "What is your final wish?" The bear yelled, "I wish every bear on the planet, except me, was female!" The genie nodded his head and the bear's wish was granted. "Rabbit" the genie said, "What is your final wish?" The rabbit began to rev his motorcycle and yelled, "I WISH THAT BEAR WAS GAY!"
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:39 PM
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Old 02-12-2007, 08:44 PM
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Stupid but:

Jesus and Satan were in Heaven. They challeneged each other to a typing contest. God was going to be the judge.
They started and were going at it when all of a sudden it started storming and the power went out. A couple of minutes later it stopped and the power came back on. They turned their computers on and Jesus started typing wher ehe left of and Satan had to start over.
Satan yelled, "What!? How come I have to start over but Jesus doesn't?"
God replied, "That's because JESUS SAVES!"

HAhaha [/dumbjoke]
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:59 AM
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Ikea have recently brought out a whole new line of beds, made especially for lesbians...





Apparently they are very easy to assemble: there is no screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove.
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:03 AM
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A woman posts an ad in the newspaper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualities: won't beat me up, run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob, I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away from you."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are so great in bed then?"

Bob slyly replies... "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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