Joke me! (Jesus, Satan, God, heaven)

[kadzbiz]

I don't care about the frubals. I just want to make people laugh. How's this one?

Two eskimos we having a pee in the snow when one says to the other,"Gosh, it's cold. Look. My pee has frozen into an arc." The second eskimo says, "Ah, that's nothing. Come with me." The first eskimo followed the second into an igloo and watches him pick up a khaki coloured stain on the floor. The second eskimo throws the stain into the fire and "ffrrrt"!

[kadzbiz]

Just one more.

A guy knocks at the front door of a house after replying to a position for a handy man. The potential employer (pe) asks, "Are you good at plumbing?" and the guy says, "No. Not really. I have no tools." The pe asks, "Can you cook?" and the guy says, "No. I've never cooked a thing in my life." The pe asks, "Well, what about house work, surely you can use a vacuum?" The guy replies, "Sorry, my wife does all the house work." Frustrated, the pe asks, "Well what makes you think you're so handy then?" The guy says, "Well, I just live up the road."

[mrsk]

A man decides to take his family on a trip to The Holy Land for vacation. His wife insists that her mother go along. While there the mother-in-law died. The undertaker tells him, "You can have her sent back to the states for 5,000.00 or we can bury her here for 25.00" The man thinks for a minute and says, "Send her back to the states,"
The undertaker is surprised and asks why would you want to do that? You could have her buried here in The Holy Land for only 25.00?" The man says, "Well thousands of years ago a man died here, and three days later he came back........I just can't take that chance!!!!"

[Don Penguinoini]

I posted an ad in the classifieds, looking for wife. They all said the same, you can have mine!

Once a child aked his father how much it costs to pay for a wedding,the father replied, i dont know son,im 80 and still paying.